Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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