So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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