I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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