All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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