I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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