I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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