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Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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