but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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