So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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