Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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