i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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