is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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