it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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