Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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