why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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