Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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