jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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