Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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