Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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