Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I think I am morally bankrupt
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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