Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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