spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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