So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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