I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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