is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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