It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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