Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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