coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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