Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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