I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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