Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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