There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Can I color on your dick again?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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