Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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