I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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