i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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