why didn't you poke me back
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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