all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
This is classic penis vs brain.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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