they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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