M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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