if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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