I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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