Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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