She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
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i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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