I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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