Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Non-Jews are for practice
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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