Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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