she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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