Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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he fucked my hip out of place.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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