Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Enjoy the penises
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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