If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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