I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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