I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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